candidly candid lily

“Really? Really, Coulson? Six days? It only took you six days to take a completely renovated piece of state of the art machinery and turn it into scrap?!”

(Source: enchantedadieu, via dancys)

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: kitfoxhawaii
It should be noted by ALL PERSONNEL that any release of snakes on S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft, specifically for the purpose of provoking me into saying a line from some film, will not be tolerated.  Release of any animal, be they domestic or wild, on any S.H.I.E.L.D. property is an express violation of rule CF14-9 section 2, and will not cause me to recite some ludicrous catchphrase.
However, it may cause me to put my muthafucking boot up your muthafucking behind.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: kitfoxhawaii

It should be noted by ALL PERSONNEL that any release of snakes on S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft, specifically for the purpose of provoking me into saying a line from some film, will not be tolerated.  Release of any animal, be they domestic or wild, on any S.H.I.E.L.D. property is an express violation of rule CF14-9 section 2, and will not cause me to recite some ludicrous catchphrase.

However, it may cause me to put my muthafucking boot up your muthafucking behind.]

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