You’re right, the capslock was probably not necessary. Whatever though, I do what I want. This is a manifesto for Iva, who somehow missed out on a boarding pass the first time this ship came round.
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THAT A/E SHIPPERS HANG OUR ENTIRE SHIP ON THE WORD “DARLING.” I AM HERE TO TELL YOU WHY:
Yes, thank you Joe. Moving on. Let us begin at the beginning: Our introduction to Eames. Now, we hear about Eames before we ever see him on screen, and this is where it all starts.