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stardust-rain:

I don’t think anyone understands the urgent need I have for a Cap 2/Elementary crossover with joggingbuddies!Sam and Joan

No, seriously. They’ve taken the same route for years, mainly making small talk over warm-up and leg stretches, just appreciating each others company and taking it for granted.

But then Joan leaves medicine and her old apartment and Sam is shipped to Afghanistan and both just drop out of each other’s lives because no one ever thought of exchanging contact info.

Until the search for Bucky leads Sam and Steve to New York and they lay low for a while, and Sam bumps into Joan again. They spend a few days catching up, and Joan talks about going from sober companion to consulting detective, Sam talks about being a councillor, about how exhausting but rewarding it is. And they both talk about loss, and no on really talks about what it is that drove them into care, about the need to repent, but maybe they don’t have to.

So of course Joan invites them both over to the Brownstone and Sherlock is beaming like it’s Christmas morning because case, Watson! Case! And who would better suited to help catch a Soviet ex-assasin than the best consulting detective in the world, right?

Except, no, fuck this, crime solving is one thing, but this is a brainwashed amnesiac ex-assassin with a metal arm they’re talking about and it’s going to lead to explosions so Joan politely sends the two on their way with a lead to Europe, her patriotism be damned.

oh, and next time Sherlock brings him an unusual pet from the case, like a cobra or a cockatoo or something, Joan can’t retort with anything because Watson, may I remind you that you brought home Captain America from your morning jog.

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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Why do you still have a phone with a cord on the wall?
How did you know it was me?

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"What would I give for a playboy who couldn’t keep it in his pants, and who runs through women? What I have is a son who shows no interest in them. What you do at night with your boys, after your show of skirt-chasing, is a disgrace."

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ninjaelsanna:

building-snowmen-is-imperative:

counterpunches:

Frozen meets “Defying Gravity”

midnightbokeh:
The execution of this is so flawless, it took my breath away.

oh my god, actual tears are pouring out of my face right now, I am so completely overwhelmed

the editing, the editing, jfc, it’s seamless and incredible and I have no words. absolutely none.

*Wheezes* I think I legitimately stopped breathing for the majority of this. I was absolutely awestruck. 

I’m in tears what the hell

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lupusululaturusest:

Cover for No Homo by RemainNameless
Summary: Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos+ 1 peer-pressuring cat- 1 best bro to end all best bros= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.
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lupusululaturusest:

Cover for No Homo by 

SummaryStiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:

3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.

Derek is the fool who replies.

[Other Covers]

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ihavedibsonraoul:

theconsultinghunter-from-asgard:

lumos5001:

differentreality:

sophieturners:

These parents lip-sync perfectly to “Love is an Open Door” from Frozen. [x]

the relationship we all want

These people are morning people… You just know it. 

there daughter though in the background… she’s not even phased so you know it’s not the first time they’ve done something like this

The guys facial expression are the greatest thing i’ve ever seen.

THEY ARE SO FREAKING ADORABLE

palaceofposey:

Sam is still very invested in Steve’s musical education.
[This picture is brought to you by all the Sam x Steve fanmixes I’ve been listening to and the fact that I really needed a break from my thesis.]

palaceofposey:

Sam is still very invested in Steve’s musical education.

[This picture is brought to you by all the Sam x Steve fanmixes I’ve been listening to and the fact that I really needed a break from my thesis.]

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Leverage - 5.09 The Rundown Job

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